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May 08, 2005
Newsflash -- God is a Republican
That's the headline from the renowned political bellweather of Waynesville, NC.
It seems the Lord spoke to East Waynesville Baptist Church Pastor Chan Chandler, and told him the church's Democrats had to go. With love and charity becoming mankind's Savior, Chandler told his flock that anyone who had supported John Kerry had to repent or leave the church.
They left, along with some other heathens who were offended by Chandler's ultimatum, and their departure was allegedly cheered by those "real Christians" who stayed.
Another Hallmark moment, courtesy of the values party -- the GOP.
Posted by houtopia at May 8, 2005 02:10 PM